WILD EMERY CHEEKY SHOWER STEAMERS 3 PACK-TIME TO CALM THE F++K DOWN

Wild Emery Cheeky Shower Steamer Pack: "Time to Calm the F***k Down"

Your Emergency Stress Intervention Kit

When your stress levels are through the roof and you're about to lose your marbles, there's only one solution: the Wild Emery Cheeky Shower Steamer Pack: "Time to Calm the Fk Down"*. This pack is the humorous, necessary push everyone needs to hit the pause button and de-escalate the situation.

It's self-care with zero apologies.

Why It's Mandatory

• Direct and Necessary: The vibrant, honest packaging is incredibly relatable for anyone who needs to take a minute. It makes a brilliant, empathetic gift for a friend on the brink!
• Three De-Stress Steamers: Inside the bold pink box, you'll find three therapeutic shower steamers. These generally contain soothing, high-calming essential oil blends (like Lavender, Chamomile, or Geranium) specifically chosen to help slow down a racing mind.
• Instant Mood Shift: The warm shower steam activates the powerful aromatherapy, creating a highly effective, contained space where you can breathe deeply and let the tension drain away.
• Australian Handmade Quality: These premium aromatherapy steamers are proudly Handmade in Australia by Wild Emery, delivering genuine relaxation with a serious dose of much-needed humour.
• The Quick Fix: Keep one handy for those surprise 'meltdown moments.' It works faster than a deep breath and smells better than a paper bag!

How to Use

When panic strikes, grab a steamer. Place it on the shower floor (away from the direct water stream). Turn the shower on, inhale the calming essential oils, and mentally repeat the instructions on the box. Seriously, calm the f***k down.

If you need this, add it to your cart. You deserve a time out!